Saturday, 31 December 2016

Best Underseen Films Of 2016

UPDATED:

Hush
Optimal genre horror, almost flawless in its aims

Queen Of Katwe
Inspirational Pizza

Love is All you Need
A Mind-healing beautiful drama, with an odd premise

Miles Ahead
A captivating masterclass of emotive, artistic and character-focused biographical film-making

Chi-Raq
Blissful, masterful and timeless

Dead Of Summer
A horror TV show with great characters, moments and production value, set over a brisk 10 episodes

Major Deal
A 65-minute b-movie that serves as a comedic masterclass to flawlessly define a 2016 'slice-of-life'

The week of geek TV starting Monday 24/10
Bliss - Namely: Flash, Gotham, S.H.I.E.L.D and Lucifer

Don Quixote:The Ingenious Gentleman
An earnest production of pure innocence

Dog Eat Dog
A fun + artsy Nic-Cage racialist gangster film

Adult Life Skills
A humbling poem about the beautiful ridiculousness of a cliched existence.

The Love Witch
Classy classical film-making with abundant nudity and death

Kate Plays Christine
Life instilled

SPECIAL MENTIONS:
Unfinished Business
The Model
Birth Of A Nation
Mr Church
War On Everyone
Shelley
Fifty Shades Of Black
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
White Girl



Friday, 25 November 2016

Killer Mermaid (Nympho) Movie Review SSMR

In this low-budget horror, a group of rich holiday-makers get in the way of a (Title). I have no idea why this movie has the alternative names of 'Nympho' and 'Killer Mermaids', we never get to see the mermaid in coitus and there is only one of them, but there sure is a lot of sexiness and killing going on.

Wednesday, 12 October 2016

Probably The Best Horror Short Of 2016 / 2015

Vicious - a nearly perfect horror short. everyone involved deserves to get more work and seen by more people.

VICIOUS - Award Winning Short Horror Film from Falling Shadows Productions on Vimeo.



Tuesday, 10 May 2016

5 Reasons Why WWE is Still Great

1. The all-covering cast of characters are literally super-villains, without the magical powers or elaborate costumes but with all the personality and rivalries.

2. Serving the modern civilised masses with a more civil successor to gladiator sport, wrestling is undeniably risky, requires immense ability and the participants are surely worthy of respect.

3. A wrestling company's weekly format allows for a production to commentate on current events.

4. Serial wrestling shows provide artistic athletics exhibitions alongside soap-opera theatrics - that only get overly emotional once or twice per year.

5. The in-the-show management provides a 'reality TV' segmented serial in which comic-book Superman is the manager and he occasionally comments on how well a man in face paint twerked.

Friday, 22 April 2016

Fifty Shades Of Black vs Fifty Shades Of Grey

When the first 50 Shades of Grey book came out, most likely due to the influence of a funding-initiated media storm, it went socially viral.

Monday, 18 April 2016

Monk Comes Down The Mountain SSMR

A Monk Comes Down The Mountain 2015

Like a grounded Superhero-slash-Shaolin movie, but instead of grounded in reality, it is grounded in HK physics, Eastern drama tropes and homoerotic but non-gay bromances.

Immensely beautiful visuals and editing, almost a flawless work. The main apparent criticism is the wire work, which is combated against by the story utilising it as a characterisation instead of a disgrace to reality.

The acting is truly flawless, as is the direction and scripting. There are some meaningful pieces of wisdom and heart-warming moments. The soundtrack is so good that one only notices it when some well-used character-building effects are used.

Watch this, in any way that you can. It is classical HK Cinema but modern!

#-#-#-#-# 4.6/5

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Awesome 'Terra Formars' Live Action Trailer 2016

'Terra Formars' Live Action Trailer [2016] [ENG].

Based on a Manga and anime, this looks awesome. Also, it's directed by Takashi Miike of Ichi the Killer fame.

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Ash / Bruce Campbell Badass Vs Interview Quotes

Ash funnily shows us how to be an unsurpassably confident person.

Ash vs. Superman:

"Ash has traveled in time before. He'd do that again to wipe out baby Superman when he was just a twinkle in daddy's eye."

Bad Bee-Atch on Arrow - OK Then

Soo, Arrow had a villain who controlled and was made out of bees. This happened in the 17th episode of series 4, called Beacon of Hope, maybe they are running out of ideas.

They even called her by nothing other than 'Bad Biatch'!! This actually happened. It's a new age.

I must admit that I did like the episode though...