Ash funnily shows us how to be an unsurpassably confident person.
Ash vs. Superman:
"Ash has traveled in time before. He'd do that again to wipe out baby Superman when he was just a twinkle in daddy's eye."
Ash vs. Batman:
"Ash can kill from a distance. He's already killed many 'winged deadites.' Next!"
Ash vs. Aquaman:
"Ash has to be careful, or he'd die of boredom fighting A-Man. Ash will hold him above water until he 'drowns' on air."
Ash vs. Captain Kirk:
"I'm taller than Shatner. Game over."
Ash vs. Wonder Woman:
"She can 'defeat' Ash any day -- but the surrender is on his terms."
Ash vs. Captain America:
"Ash will distract him with an old-fashioned hot dog, then choke him while he's eating it. All-American death."
Ash vs. Spider-Man:
"He gets a pass. Why? Because I like the residuals!"
Ash vs. Han Solo:
"Han who?"
Ash vs. Daryl Dixon:
"Ash would defeat Daryl by throwing a bottle of shampoo at him. He'll be so amazed at something he's never seen before, he won't even know that Ash has cross-bowed him in the spleen."
Ash vs Bruce Campbell:
"Nobody defeats Bruce Campbell. Not even Ash."
Source: http://www.blastr.com/2016-3-31/ash-vs-everyone-bruce-campbell-why-his-character-wins-every-pop-culture-throwdown
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