Friday, 21 December 2012

Best Weirdest Creepy Unknown Movies You Haven't Seen

ABC's of Death + Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters SSMR
Upside Down SSMR
Django Not Funny


“I have great faith in the possibility that this is just what you have been looking for”

So you’ve seen Visitor Q, Eraserhead, Braindead, Holy Mountain, all the movies *here*, Tetsuo and Electric Dragon, had a Lynch phase, set eyes on Izo and tasted Paprika, Where Else Can You Go!?
IF YOU HAVENT HEARD OF ANY OF THESE FILMS BEFORE, PLEASE, DON’T LOOK UP ANY MORE INFORMATION ON THEM, CONFUSION ENHANCES WEIRDNESS, DON’T SPOIL THESE FLICKS..JUST GO AND SEE THEM.

Monday, 17 December 2012

SSMR: A Thousand Words / Cosmopolis Movie Review


A Thousand Words (US 2012)
# Eddie Murphy delivers a power-house performance that even a prime Jim Carey would be proud of. This family-friendly and funny film is about a man who is cursed with the ability to talk himself to death.
# The pacing is damn near perfect and the script is clear, clean and competent but the cinematography is weak and uninspiring, lacking imagination and toning.
# The supporting cast members all have strong showings. Eddie's assistant; Clark Duke stands out, boldly adding to the appeal of the movie.
# A great film to watch if you're a man wishing to see if you are dead on the inside; you must stay connected, because the climax is a well-done tear-jerker. Worth a cheap DVD purchase..
* - * - * - * -   - 3.5/5
Cosmopolis (US 2012)
# David Cronenberg simply said "let me get Robert Pattinson in a limo and copy a book I like", he then realised: Sex, hypnotism and wavey philosophy automatically make a film worthwhile, to some.
# Doesn't really have a story, it chronicles a day where a crazed businessman goes a bit more crazy, the script jumps and falls from wonderful honesty to pretentious idiocy at a frequent and disorienting rate.
# Some lovely shots and slick camera-work, the film sure looks nice but its beauty is wasted. Nothing actually happens, the visuals serve the dialogue.
# If judged as an 'audiobook', with the added element of moving images, this production is a stellar and valuable one but as a blu-ray purchase, it is not worth the price or materials. If at all, watch for free.
* - * - * -   -  - 3.2/5

Thursday, 13 December 2012

SSMR: Skyfall / Grave Encounters 2 Movie Review


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Grave Encounters 2 (US 2012)
#Starts of with an overlong introduction, half an hour setting up the characters in a horror film should be the limit. The story is mostly ordinary with a few moments of smart originality but sadly, it leaves no lasting impression.
#The male lead (Richard Harmon) has a memorable, distinctive visage, I expect big things for him; he'd play a great snobby villain or greek god. Everyone in the cast is competent, none giving an outstandingly bad performance.
#Although occaisionally slightly annoying, the "found-footage" style of film-making has evolved to a principled and skilled genre, this presentation is a good example, along with V/H/S and the REC series.
#An interesting, mildly scary horror-flick which has some great moments and well-done, realistic special effects. Worth a good-quality paid rental.
* - * - * -   -   - 3.8/5

Skyfall (UK 2012)
#Retains the practices of the originals with an exotic cast, extraordinary sets and scenarios. Strong, nuanced characters, the script is smart and well-written; understated and slick with moments of clean, dry humour.
#Great framing and cinematography, a beautiful and colourful viewing with original, clear and awesome action scenes. This movie probably couldn't have been filmed any better. Its liberal running-time is full of quality. If you liked The Fall and The Fountain you'll be pleased to see this; the environments are some of the best and most varied i have seen in recent memory.
#Performance's are exemplary across the board and the women, oh the women ;)  007's nemesis, his dark mirror image, is a creepy dude and is certainly a worthy Bond-villian.
#A brilliant, near flawless experience that feels like a true Bond-film modernized, optimised and innovated.
* - * - * - * -   - 4.2/5